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J1NX3D · Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Posts: 1333 Location: New Zealand

Some local humour!

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'86 944

Slam · Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:19 am Post subject:

Brilliant.
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Lizard · Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:54 am Post subject:

I had a similar experiance I was leaving my house one time in my 86 928 and this idiot down the street walked out pretty much right in front of my car I was doing 45kmph, I had no time to stop and just had to dart around him,
that night I got a call from the police and the lady cop said he claimed you were speeding I explained that I do NOT speed in rural areas esp as this street there are alot of kids, I then said and I know that this jerk has not taken a course to be able to judge a cars speed, so he would have had no idea how fast I was going, as well he had no radar gun. I then told the officer she could put a cop with a laser gun hiding in the bushes anywhere along that street and they would NEVER catch me speeding, I then said further more if that @$$hole jumps in front of my car again, I wont swerve as he is asking to be hit!

She laughed and said I already told him not to do that under any circumstances but I appreciate where you are coming from and I will have another chat with him.

I was pretty livid with the guy to be honest.
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flosho · Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:20 am Post subject:

That was an awesome letter. I wish I could write like that.. lol.
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Andrew NZ · Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 744 Location: New Zealand

You can't beat Kiwi humour!

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1977 RX924 race car
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garyj19 · Joined: 04 Sep 2005 Posts: 226 Location: Connecticut

i bet he sat alone for hours trying to think of the best words to say. and it worked. i love it.
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Mike924 · Joined: 12 Aug 2004 Posts: 2601 Location: IoW UK

Translation into English:

I am a highly-paid big fish in my little pond. I drive a big, expensive, powerful car with lots of bolt-on goodies. I think I know a bit about motorsport. Therefore, whatever I do is always right and everyone else in the world is wrong.

HSV drivers...

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1993 Porsche 968 Coupe, Midnight Blue, 6 spd

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J1NX3D · Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Posts: 1333 Location: New Zealand