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Paul · Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:23 am Post subject:

I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking,
and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus.
Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

Now you are as enlightened as I am.
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ideola · Joined: 01 Oct 2004 Posts: 15550 Location: Spring Lake MI

WARNING!!

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month a good friend of mine became a victim of a clever scam while shopping. Don't be naive enough think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21year-old girls come over to your car as you are loading your purchases.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing each other and making out. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

My buddy had his wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 11th, 12th, three times last Saturday, probably tomorrow, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be very careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.
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DOCO · Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 11:50 pm Post subject:

A koala bear is sitting up a gum tree..smokin a joint...when a little lizard walks past looks up and says.....Hey Koala!whatcha doin?
The koala say: smokin a joint,come up and have some.
so the lizard climbs up,sits next to the koala,and they puff a few...
after a while the little lizard says...Man i got cotton mouth...i need some of that water there in the river...but the little lizard is so stoned that he falls off the gum tree into the river....a crocodile swimin by notices the lizard in distress and swims over to him...whats the mater with you little dude.....so the lizards tells him he smoked too much with his pal the koala,fell outa the tree while tryin to get a drink and now im tryin to make it to shore.so the croc helps the lil dude to shore and desides hes gotta check this stuff out.so up the bank goes the croc to the botom of the gum tree where our pal the koala is finishin up one...and shouts.. HEY YOU to the koala....so the koala looks down and says....

SHIET DUDE...HOW MUCH WATER DID YA DRINK!!!!
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morghen · Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 9095 Location: Romania

haha ! good one

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Joes924Racer · Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 3:07 am Post subject:

Bet I could find some good squirrel jokes.
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Joes924Racer · Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 5:42 am Post subject:

Heres a lame one.. jus popped into my thoughts.. Why did the squirrel
loose is babe.. He kept getting caught scracthin his nuts..

Hey i went and saw the the wolverine movie last nite.. it was pretty good.
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77Porsche924 · Joined: 28 Feb 2008 Posts: 168 Location: Aldergrove B.C.

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally?

Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new Porsche!
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Vince Ponz · Joined: 02 Nov 2002 Posts: 3581 Location: Florida

Think leather pajamas. Best of both worlds.
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mgatlag · Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 647 Location: Avon, IN

Here's what happens at the firehouse when you have a slow day. Ever try eating a tablespoon of cinnamon? I wouldn't suggest it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqj5UFebjU8
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DOCO · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:16 am Post subject:

hey shouldnt you b fightin fires..

just kiddin that was funny glad it was you!!!i,ll try and talk some of the guys into that at the fishin camp this spring!!!

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DOCO · Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 3:07 am Post subject:

THE POWER OF A BADGE

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but do not go in that field over there'as he points out the location..

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer.

'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "horned" before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.

The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

Your badge!!! Show him your badge!!!
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DOCO · Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 12:56 am Post subject:

DUI - TEXAS STYLE

(Only a person in Texas could think of this)

From a county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an

eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--they worked fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when he was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'
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morghen · Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 9095 Location: Romania

how to pick up a romanian chick if you are an american

cool...those guys sound soooo stupid

http://www.220.ro/c8UPpvlvhc/Cum-Sa-Agati-O-Romanca-Daca-Esti-American
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Scorpio · Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 8:16 am Post subject:

Whats the difference between a park bench and an aboriginal man...?

The park bench can support a family

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