| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Eric M
Joined: 22 Feb 2005 Posts: 41 Location: Champaign, Illinois
|
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:07 pm Post subject: I work for retards |
|
|
I just wanted to let everyone know that.
I won't say who they are, as people have been fired for posting on the internet (from work that is, I am at home, still I don't want to take any chances)
Does anyone else feel this way? |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
WhoDak

Joined: 22 Mar 2005 Posts: 492 Location: Akron, OH
|
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:45 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I also work for retards. _________________ Mike
'82 924 N/A
'91 Toyota Pickup SR5 4x4 Xtra cab |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
endwrench

Joined: 07 Dec 2002 Posts: 1631 Location: Victor, Montana
|
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:51 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Only if I can count some of my customers! |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
924RACR

Joined: 29 Jul 2001 Posts: 9120 Location: Royal Oak, MI, USA
|
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:39 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Yes, but thankfully not my immediate management. _________________ Vaughan Scott
Webmeister
'79 924 #77 SCCA H Prod racecar
'82 931 Plat. Silver
#25 Hidari Firefly P2 sports prototype |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
My924gtc
Joined: 14 Aug 2004 Posts: 1362 Location: 248
|
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:49 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I'm self-employed but it still applies
Oh and it gets worse from there if you count the homeowners I work for. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
kaffine
Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 644 Location: Las Vegas
|
Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:27 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I would say yes, but that would be insulting retards. _________________ 80 924
80 931
The best desciption of an atom boils down to something unknown is doing we don't know what.
Sir Arthur Eddington |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
kaffine
Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 644 Location: Las Vegas
|
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:46 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I work at a diesel truck shop to say the least we are not politicaly correct it's not uncommon even for the women that work there to yell something out that would make a sailor bulsh.
One of the women that works there keeps complaining about the bad language used by other employess and customers. We have several offices upstairs that aren't used instead of putting her in one of them the general manager decides to build an office down stairs for her. The general manager and the janitor get some metal studs and some drywall and try to build an office. I know they measured the distance between the studs when the put them up I don't know what measurement they used because when they put the drywall up the seams didn't end at a stud, they put it up anyways then relocated the studs to match the seams for the outer wall then they put up the drywall inside the office they somehow managed to have 8 to 12 inches from the seams to the nearest stud they put it up anyways. The wall is only secured to the floor they didn't secure it to the ceiling or other walls. They bought a pound of premix drywall compound 3 times before the bought a 5 pound pail of it then the finally figured out they needed a 50 pound bucket of it. They painted it light gray then, they decided it didn't match the rest of the building so they painted it dark gray then, they painted it red finaly, they figured out the rest of the building is painted white.
Also we had a mobile gantry crane used as an engine hoist that they built at the shop. It was built using metal that was way to thin with poor engineering and very poor welds. They painted 2 ton capacity on it. Well the saftey officer from headquarters came though and saw all the welds cracking on it. He had a tech remove the chain hoist from it and put a condemed tag on it. As soon as he left the manager had a tech reinstall the chain hoist, weld over the craked welds and change it to 1/2 ton capacity and put it back in use. The next time the saftey guy came out he made them take it down again then ordered 4 profesional built gantry cranes on his expense acount that gets builded to our shop while he is in town. They didn't want to throw out the home built gantry crane even though it is a saftey hazard and cost our shop around $10k because of the new gantry cranes the saftey officer ordered. So they put the crane over in the new truck lot against a shed and put some tires against it to keep it from rolling, well a big windstorm came through and it blew the crane into a brand new bus. _________________ 80 924
80 931
The best desciption of an atom boils down to something unknown is doing we don't know what.
Sir Arthur Eddington |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Khal

Joined: 26 Sep 2003 Posts: 4872 Location: Sunny and lovely interior BC, Canada
|
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:14 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I may have the best job in the world...
I work for some very smart people. Mostly I feel like the retard. _________________ '80 924 Turbo |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
endwrench

Joined: 07 Dec 2002 Posts: 1631 Location: Victor, Montana
|
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:13 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Yes kaffine, you are correct. It would be an insult to retards!
ROTFLMAO!!
Todd |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
maireeka

Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 299 Location: North Alabama
|
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject: |
|
|
haha about the bus. _________________ 1977 Porsche 924 red and READY! |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
morghen

Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 9102 Location: Romania
|
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:09 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Always worked for reatards...always will...but once in a while i enjoy a smart knowing what he wants customer. Hanging with my friends helps out...
What did i learn from that?
1. Its good to have friends
2. Retard people always have money !!!  _________________ Supercharger and EFI kits
https://www.the924.com |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Paul

Joined: 02 Nov 2002 Posts: 9491 Location: Southeast Wisconsin
|
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:24 pm Post subject: Re: I work for retards |
|
|
| Eric M wrote: | I just wanted to let everyone know that.
I won't say who they are, as people have been fired for posting on the internet (from work that is, I am at home, still I don't want to take any chances)
Does anyone else feel this way? |
Most of us had to sign an "Internet Security and Use Policy" at work at some point. I suggest you read it and follow it if you like your job.
My company tracks and reports all phone, email, and Internet usage, nothing is private. Upon request, I can get a report for everyone that reports to me.
Big brother IS watching.... |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Vince Ponz

Joined: 02 Nov 2002 Posts: 3581 Location: Florida
|
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:53 am Post subject: |
|
|
That is not nice to talk about us retards that way. _________________ "Never let them see you sweat"
77.5 924 modified track car
79 931 Euro stock
88 924S SE
87 911 Targa stock |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
kaffine
Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 644 Location: Las Vegas
|
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:57 pm Post subject: Re: I work for retards |
|
|
| Paul wrote: |
Most of us had to sign an "Internet Security and Use Policy" at work at some point. I suggest you read it and follow it if you like your job.
My company tracks and reports all phone, email, and Internet usage, nothing is private. Upon request, I can get a report for everyone that reports to me.
Big brother IS watching.... |
So there are companies out there that actually know how to do that. We had a notice go around about their polices after they had major computer problems nothing signed. They haven't figured out how to track anyone yet they don't give us individual user names and paswords instead each computer has it's own user name and password most are poster right on the computer. Then they installed web site blockers on each computer instead of doing it at the server and gave everyone the user name and password to get around the blocker because they can't figure out how to set it up so we can get to the websites related to work but not porn sites. They do have individual usernames and passwords for managers and above but they aren't the ones causing the problems. _________________ 80 924
80 931
The best desciption of an atom boils down to something unknown is doing we don't know what.
Sir Arthur Eddington |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
timstar92404

Joined: 22 Sep 2004 Posts: 2075 Location: richmond BC
|
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:27 am Post subject: |
|
|
As long as the retards pay you well...... _________________ 78 924 sold.
85.5 944 |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
|